Random Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Karunesh Talwar

Karunesh Talwar

Karunesh Talwar

1.4 ਮਿਲੀਅਨ ਦ੍ਰਿਸ਼403

    These are jokes I had never planned to upload, but because we're all in quarantine due to the Coronavirus, I thought aapko yeh de deta hoon. Sound aur video quality thodi upar-neeche hai, sorry about that.
    I upload new content daily on Instagram, follow me @karuneshtalwar
    Video Production - Nanak Bhatia, Abhishek Bhutwani (ClassClown)
    Sound Recording, Mixing and Mastering - Sohaill Gandhi
    Artist Management - Savinay Shetty, Nayantara Kumar (Misfits Inc.)
    Venue - Canvas Laugh Club, the Habitat
    Written and performed by Karunesh Talwar

    ਟਿੱਪਣੀਆਂ

    1. Vishal Kumar

      I love u men

    2. Rahul Vyas

      Elon Musk: Dusri earth banane ka soch raha hu Ambani: Me waha sim card bechunga, pese chahiye rocket banane k liye to sava k bayaj par me de dunga

    3. Reema S

      Gazab 🤣

    4. muP8085

      Its like watching pulp fiction....random jokes but it makes sense...👌🏻

    5. GodsAngelAnkita

      Yeah Now, *Elon Musk* is investing his money on *Amber Heard* Has anyone heard or read about this on internet?

    6. Sahil Gyan

      Himesh piece was the best. 😂 Didn't think that man still had so much more to give.

    7. LOL

      Things to do in Lockdown : 1.Late-na 2.Padde rehna 3.kha kha kar bhais banna So guys late-e raho sab Bus dinbhar paada rehna h 😜😜 Stay home stay safe

    8. Hardik Nandaniya

      👌🏻👌🏻😂😂😂

    9. Av S

      Vada pav

    10. Pain is Real

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="144">2:24</a> And we are watching this because of that sim card. Jio bought revolution in price of data packs. What a irony!

    11. Joy Mishra

      "YOU BASTARD!!1!" ( Now I want VADA PAV in reply )

    12. Manish Kumar

      LOL

    13. Maitri Gandhi

      Thank you.

    14. swapnil jogdande

      Amazing 10 mins😂😂😂👏👏👏🔥

    15. Shashi Kumar

      ''!!1!''.....what does it mean ?????

    16. Jaguar

      Bro I am a huge fan of himesh but that himesh joke of yours got me crying while laughing...I am your fan now.

    17. Abhishek Suman

      Awesome loved it 😆😆

    18. Ketan kumar Singh

      Himesh Reshammiya wants to know ur Cap Size!

    19. shubham kumar

      Sir ek se jyada like kyon Nhi kar sakte

    20. SMAS

      What to do in quarantine, Check my vlog

    21. Junaid badal

      He is great in speaking fluent.

    22. Aaquib Momin

      A Perfect Class Of Standup.. 👌👌👌

    23. Tejas Khurana

      Please someone explain !!1! Joke

    24. Jonty Rhodes

      Vada pav!!1!" BC

    25. Akshay rana

      outstanding sir .. please one more vedio ..

    26. Priya Thakur

      Waoo . Awesome mam . Ua awesome . 😍😍😍

    27. Abie kumar

      Vada paav 😂

    28. Anumoy Biswas

      I actually had water at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="308">5:08</a>

    29. Prashant Varun

      We have a genius here guys....

    30. Prakash Sharma

      Kuch bhi bolra hai bey. Kon husta hai bey aise jokes pe ??

    31. Saeed Shaikh

      He shares shirt collection with Jethalal

    32. Meraj Siddiqui

      Why ur forehead always shines?

    33. Sezal Sachdeva

      👍👍

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    35. Smelly blyat

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="152">2:32</a> the concept of Terra-forming is way too imaginative with little to no practical proof of it,even if we consider that it is feasible ,the only motive behind is gaining a head start and creating a monopoly in the outer-space market. So if ambani is trying to create a monopoly in indian telecom market whats the differece.Both of them are businessmen who are trying to fetch more than they already are. At least compare people who genuinely need to be praised.

    36. Vi vek Ra ina

      J mere bacho ka baap ni bn sakta😆😅😅

    37. Tanuj Sharma

      Jokes are fantastic bhaiiiiiiiii...very good..par Abe talwar,jokes sare acche h par jo tu vyangya modi pe karne ki koshish kar rha h to ye jaan le ki wo din bhool gya kya jab daily ke hisab se scams hote the hzaaro karodo ke..wo kiska pesa tha..gyani insan..bol ab..wo bhi to janta ka hi pesa tha..or india 11 pe tha economy me..jab modi aya to aaj 5 pe h..or konsa scam suna h be tune..ye bta..baki tune teri zindgi me bhi socha tha kya ki india defence me export karega..bol be gyani bol..lekin humne hamari zaroorato ko bhi pura kiya h make in india defence program se..or ab first $400million ki export armenia ko karne ki deal bhi kar li h..pta h first h..but ab se phle un choro ke time jab koi target hi nhi tha to unko bolne wala bhi nhi tha..tab tu kha tha be bina baat ki baato pe bhi hasee udane wale..ye bta..ye to kuch main main baate h jo tuje btayi h mne..baki kaam ki list bhot badi h..tere is chutiyape se time mile tuje to dekh lio net pe..or update rha kar..jisse kuch pta hoga to apne aap dhyan me rhga ki wo banda kaam kar rha h tere lie bhi mere lie bhi or hindustan ke har bande or hum sabki naslo ke lie bhi..pta h ab tuje mann kar rha hoga ki ise direct bhakt bol du..or apna peecha ese bol ke chhuda lu..huh..sahi h bol de..kyuki or kuch bacha bhi nhi h esi soch wale ke paas truth ko face karne ke lie..or agar modi ki jagah koi or bhi hota jo itna kuch kar rha hota to m uska bhi side leta bina kisi ese chutiyape ke baseless joke ko enjoy karke..enjoy karo jokes accha h par jo banda itni mehnat kar rha h sabke lie or esa nhi blki result bhi de rha h tum yaar pet fula ke uspe bhi ewe hi kuch bhi daanth kucharte hue kuch bhi baklol bna rhe ho ki wo bas uncha bolta h bass..huh..sahi h tabhi aaj wo pm h or wo bhi second time bhi or aage bhi 24,29 me bhi rhga jab tak chahe tab tak..or tu un logo pe chutiyape ke joke chipka rha h jo tuje jante bhi nhi..ye sab isiliye bola h tuje ki wo insan bass unchi awaj me bolta hi nhi h blki karke bhi dikhata h..ha pta h bura time sabki life me aata h or countries ki life me bhi hota h..but fir bhi uske peeche uski mehnat ko bhoola nhi jata h..use bhi barabar samajhne ki zaroorat hoti h na ki bina kisi analysis ke baseless bakwas pel di jati h..baki jo tuje sahi lage wo kar..lekin jo baat thi wo tuje bta di mne..sahi lage to thik h baki mera koi tume ya kisi ko hurt karne ka koi iraada nhi tha..baki jokes ka kya h wo to sunte hi rhnge but jo baat h wo to bolni hi padegi bhai..baki modiji mere koi ristedar nhi h ki muje unka support karna hi karna h jese..par jo sahi h uska support kar har halat me banta hi banta h..nhi to fir ab tak ki khud ki samajh or shiksha pe sawal uthne lgte h khud se hi..bura lgs ho to maaf karna.. Jai hind jai mahakaal.. Zyada bada ho gya..sorry!!

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    39. Neel Vanikar

      Watching everyday 😂😂😂

    40. Abhijit

      chilla raha hai, isko aata hoga kuch!!

    41. Antara Dutta

      You're hilarious 😂😂😂

    42. Anish Sane

      Don't make fun of '!!1!', dude. Even google's error page's title has that error for the past several years. Check the title bar of google.com/wrongpage

    43. Divyansh Agrawal

      Bhai level of jokes... with really so deep sarcasm...!!!👏👏👏

    44. Dankster bhau

      Great😂

    45. Bajirao Singham

      "Aaye Haaye Chee. Chee."

    46. Shubham Sharma Nightcore

      Damn this is the only stand up comedian that makes me laugh every goddam time. And I am the most stoic person in my family

    47. Abhigna Pandya

      Kya creepy awaaz hai yaar lagta hai ki gardan pe koi keeda raing raha hai. I hope you realise that you have just sold 2 tickets post quarantine.

    48. Akash Verma

      Looking like a Krishna jisko b lge Wo like kre

    49. raghav bhandari

      pasels.info/video/vidio/doKxk9dsfWylYag.html you should definitely watch this 😂🤣🤣

    50. Aiman Mehboob

      U must singggg

    51. DEBRAJ PAUL

      @karunesh talwar.... Well, I am from the younger lot but I still couldn't get the "bastard_exclammation mark_exclammation mark_1_exclammation mark"... And that the younger crowd laughed so hard at that one, it sort of made me feel inferior. My humble request..... would you mind obliging me with the meaning, please?

    52. Rajnandni Singh Thakur

      Bada pav 👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 👌😂😂😂😂😂 Supprrrr se oprrrrrr

    53. Crow Bae

      Dislikes by sanjeev and vineet

    54. sushant dubey

      maja aagya bhau

    55. prakash lamani

      hi

    56. 773H OWNER

      Mote podcast Kahan hai Light chali gayi kya🤣🤣🤣🤣

    57. Ash Ashu

      Finally I'm laughing.... Love you karunesh♥️

    58. Saurabh krishnavanshi

      You ❤❤❤

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    61. alfie benedict

      May be he knows something😂😂

    62. Vivek Thakur

      Bhut hard

    63. PRIYANSHU KUMAR

      Himesh🤣😂 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="310">05:10</a> 🤣😂

    64. Sohan Ekbote

      <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="267">4:27</a> Corona se darr nahi lagta, bakchodi se lagta hai.

    65. sanskar aswani

      Coughing sounds in stand ups are not normal anymore...

    66. rajni pandey

      If you are thinking the songs are sexists. Then you don't listen to them ....fake feminist

    67. KK _Vocalist

      Cristal clear jokes ....Grt man

    68. Ayushi D

      Amazing!🔥

    69. Naveen Nadaf

      I am a simple man, I see a Karunesh Talwar video I press like.

    70. Aditi Samanta

      I really laughed a lot. Thank you 😊

    71. SuraJ Sharma

      Bro ur so good ur jokes are too precise!

    72. Paramv Singh

      Bachan k hi gane le k aya hai😂

    73. AS Chaudhari Dost

      Ha ha Very Funny my video. #hahaveryfunny

    74. Rone Zone

      Yes! pasels.info/video/vidio/ZJKxpJmmrG19d8Y.html

    75. Shekhar

      Nice jokes except that Himesh jokes, Nice act 😌

    76. Khan Avez

      pasels.info/video/vidio/gnh7f7Sdrnh_dqw.html

    77. Vijay Choudhary

      Mota mc

    78. Vishal Mahore

      Eeeeeey or phir drop aa agya 😂😂😂 bestt 🔥

    79. Vedant Pratap Singh Jadon

      Vadapav

    80. Soumya Chowdhury

      THank you bro :) Big fan